UNDISCLOSED LOCATION — I wasn’t able to watch the game today but I heard there were some fireworks. Glen Perkins apparently yelled sweet nothings at Josh Donaldson after striking him out to end the inning. It’s been awhile since I’ve posted anything but I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to get the site going again.
I thought it would be fun if we had a contest , “The Glen Perkins Bench Clearing Caption Contest.” In the comment section below, state what you think he was whispering to Donaldson (yes I know what he probably said but go with it man). The winner gets a prize to be named later or cash considerations. I will also let the Twitter world know who the best captionisterwhatever person was. Hell I may even have some Pavano “Viva La Stache” shirts left.
“The Caption”
I’ll kick off the contest with a few of my own.
–”O’Doyle Rules!”
–”Looks like we’re out of beer…..”
–”YOU’RE A LOUSY F’N SOFTBALL PLAYER, JOSH.”
–”Keep the change ya filthy animal.”
–”I SHOULD HAVE NEVER QUIT FOLLOWING @BENNYC50 ON TWITTER!”
–”SORRY I’M MAD, I WAS JUST THINKING OF @BENNYC50 ON TWITTER!”
–”Lucky it wasn’t the change #jajajajaja (ducks from a Perkins punch).”
–”I HATE YOU FOR NOT FEELING MY PAIN THE LAST 3 SEASONS!”
–”THE TWINS ARE A FLAT CIRCLE!”
–”YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH…OR SLIDERS!”
Well, what do you guys and gals got? Try to keep it as clean as we can. Ahh, fuck it.
